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Bastards of Mexico: Unfiltered Tour of the Historic Center

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Hour Glass Duration: 2.5 hours

Info Times: English: 10 a.m. | Español: 2 p.m.

Dollar Price: Tip Based tour

Location Meeting Point: Hostal Mexiqui (República de Guatemala #30)

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Welcome to Bastards of Mexico: The Unfiltered Tour! This isn’t your typical city tour – we’re here to hit the most important spots of Mexico City with a unique blend of deep knowledge, sharp humor, and unapologetic irreverence.

Led by professional guides with years of experience, this tour combines the art of stand-up comedy with expert guiding. We don’t hold back curse words are welcome, laughs are mandatory, and this tour is definitely not for the sensitive.

From ancient legends to revolutionary tales, we’ll give you an unfiltered look at the real Mexico—warts and all. No boring, stiff, or sanitized history here. This is the Mexico you’ve been waiting to experience: raw, real, and ready to make you laugh.

Best of all, this is a free walking tour of Mexico City that’s entirely tip-based, meaning you’re free to pay whatever you feel it’s worth! Dive into the heart of Mexico City with laughter, history, and no pressure on price.

Book now and join us for a wild, unforgettable walk through the heart of Mexico City!

Whats the deal?

Not in the mood for a conventional tour? How about adding a little comedy to your trip with a local guide who happens to be a comedian? Or would you prefer a stand-up show where you can move around, laugh and explore something along the way?

This is a unique experience that combines stand-up comedy theory with tour guiding, led by a comedy expert. Here, the guide not only has a deep knowledge of the places he/she visits, but also applies stand-up techniques to offer an entertaining and humorous tour.

Downtown of Mexico City

Mexico City’s downtown is the heart of the city, where history, culture, and modern life come together. From the ancient ruins of Templo Mayor to the stunning Metropolitan Cathedral, this area holds the key to understanding Mexico’s past and present. A tour here is essential to experience the city’s vibrant energy, iconic landmarks, and hidden gems. Discover the stories behind the most important spots in the city—this is where Mexico truly comes alive. Don’t miss out on the pulse of the city

Great historical perspective of Mexico

Luis was probably the best walking tour guide I have experienced. His knowledge, delivery of information and overall competence was excellent. He comfortably spanned early civilizations to the modern day. It was a lot to cover in 2.75 hours but he did it very well. Highly recommended that you join him on a tour.

– Tripadvisor
Outstanding way to kick off our CDMX adventure.

Belen was fabulous, courteous and incredibly knowledgeable. as she walked our group through the Historic Center of México City. We’ve taken numerous to free walking tours over the years, and I’d rate this like the best.

– Tripadvisor
Very interesting and fun!

(I'll write my review in English) Very interesting and interactive tour, available both in english and in spanish. The guides are very nice and well prepared and they can answer any question or doubt you have about Mexico City and mexican history. The guides will take you in some hidden spots you would miss if you just walk around by yourself. And of course in few hours you can't see everything CDMX has to offer, but they can give you the best advice on what to see and where to go (museums, churches, events, other places around CDMX,...). Definitely a recommended tour! Best guides, interesting explications and a lot of fun!

Tour Highlights

  • Zocalo
  • Templo Mayor
  • Metropolitan Cathedral 
  • Ministry of Education
  • Madero Street
  • House of the tiles
  • Fine Arts Palace 
  • Post Palace
  • And more…

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Meeting point: MEXIQUI HOSTEL

Address: Republica de Guatemala #30, go to the back of the Main Plaza Cathedral and you will find our yellow building facade with tables outside.
Remember, we are the guides with the purple umbrellas! All other information, colors, and schedules are not associated with Mexico Walking Tour.

Note: This is a tip-based tour; if you enjoyed your time with your guide, please consider tipping!

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